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"The Usenet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was:"
> Can you explain the mysterious popularity of Billy Joel?? Could he be
> the Anti-Christ??
And in response, thus spake the Oracle:
} No, because there's only one Antichrist, and Bill Gates has applied for
} the post. It's really obvious. Whenever you install a M$ product on a
} computer, all the speed goes straight to hell.
}
} You owe the Oracle a harder question.
To find out all about the Usenet Oracle, including how to participate,send
mail to oracle@cs.indiana.edu with the word "help" in the subject line.
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a = ASCII 97
c = ASCII 99
l = ASCII 108
e = ASCII 101
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A = ASCII 65
C = ASCII 67
L = ASCII 76
E = ASCII 69
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