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"The Usenet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was:"
> Can you explain the mysterious popularity of Billy Joel?? Could he be
> the Anti-Christ??
And in response, thus spake the Oracle:
} No, because there's only one Antichrist, and Bill Gates has applied for
} the post. It's really obvious. Whenever you install a M$ product on a
} computer, all the speed goes straight to hell.
}
} You owe the Oracle a harder question.
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